You need a nugget!
VIRGIN, UNUSED, FRESH-FROM-THE-BAG
PACKING FOAM NUGGET!
Yes, that’s right! You can have one of these multi-purpose Packing Foam Nuggets for your very own!
You can prop up your phone…
protect your counter from razor cuts…
or even take it for a ride on your crochet hook!
Just $29.95 will get you
- One fresh packing foam nugget
- wrapped in protective bubble wrap
- cushioned by 1000+ yards of hand-dyed Knitterman’s Lace yarn (100% Merino wool) (colorways may vary, based on available stock)
- with U.S. Postal delivery included at no additional charge (international orders, $5.00 extra)
- all carefully packed in a strong shipping box to ensure the safe arrival of your very own Packing Foam Nugget without damage. (added bonus: you can gift wrap the shipping box for your friends and family — you know your loved ones will appreciate the care you show by giving a Merino-wrapped, fully cushioned Packing Foam Nugget!)
To get your own Merino-cushioned bubble-wrapped Packing Foam Nugget, just email me and tell me how many you need, and I will personally take care of your request to ensure your very own Packing Foam Nugget is shipped within 7-10 days.
Remember — just $29.95 for each Merino-cushioned bubble-wrapped Packing Foam Nugget, U.S. shipping included!
This offer good while supplies last, or the first 25 requests, and may expire without notice.
And Happy April Fool/ general silliness to you!
Love. It.
Later,
Lisa
You are nutty!!!
True, but if it sells yarn (which it did) then it works, and that puts me a little ahead. 🙂
i would love a nugget – with some cornflower blueish packing material 🙂 can be tonal variegated or whatever you think would be good for intricate lace beaded shawl
Okay, got it. Thanks, Johanna. I’ll write it up in the morning for you. 🙂